C-rona chronicles: day 3

10:30 – My first meeting of the day is over. While the team and I rush to finish the deck for client presentation at noon, I can't help but wonder if anyone will judge me for wearing the same sweatpants as yesterday.

11:00 – After a quick errand run to my closest bodega, I'm seriously considering starting a millennial fight where the main prize is my 3-roll stash of toilet paper.

11:01 – This Tyler Durden next to me does not look like a 34-year old Brad Pitt, but like a Danny DeVito with abs.

11:02 – First rule about TP Fight Club: You do not talk about TP Fight Club

11:03 – Second rule about TP Fight Club: Instead of wasting TP, just jump into the shower.