C-rona chronicles: day 5

8:05 – I think I'm finally mastering the art of wrapping a towel around my hair to dry it.

11:00 – I'm on a roll writing these headlines. I can't believe how productive I am when there's not a hovering Art Director next to me or I don't give a shit about language rules.

11:01 – UPDATE: All the headlines except the ones that had actual English are dead.

11:30 – Thinking about becoming a motivational speaker. If I can get a friend to get out of her bed and go work from the kitchen counter through text, I can do anything.

2:21 – It has finally happened. My fat ass just fused with the couch cushions. It's both comforting and frightening at the same time.

2:22 – Nevermind, I had to get up and refill my snack bowl. However, I'm starting to feel the separation anxiety. My butt now needs its emotional support cushion at all times.