C-rona chronicles: day 33

10:03 – Ran out of cereal. I'm debating if I should risk my life and go get another box or endure my cereal-less life for a few days.

10:04 – Waiting outside the store for my turn. Cereal is life!

11:03 – Invented a device that holds my phone next to my ear so I can keep talking while both of my hands are free. It's a simple, taped-the-phone-around-my-head device but I'm sure I can make a lot of money if I patent it.

11:04 – Nevermind, I found my Airpods.

1:33 – Opened a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Not my favorite but I was craving some Dorito MSG.

1:33:31 – Finished a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. If only I had seen the ad where a guy stretches the last Dorito until delivery day before this.

2:30 – Thinking about pop culture references I can social distance. Any recos are welcome. Just stay away from logos, movies, shows, books and musicians.

3:31 – Trying to teach social distancing to the ant colony living outside my window. They seem to grasp the concept better than humans.

3:35 - I've effectively taught an ant colony to stay 6 in apart from each other. If I was a Sociology major this would have been my thesis. Today, it's just a way for me to cope that we've been quarantined for more than a month.

4:50 – My eye twitches every time I see someone outside not wearing a mask. Probably I should stop taking selfies while I'm walking outside.

5:50 – I find it comforting that with all this madness happening around the world, we can all unite and hate all the kids that kick our asses on the new Call of Duty game. Come on! At least let me land before you snipe me!