C-rona chronicles: day 34

11:01 – One of these days I'm going to cross out all the things I wrote on my to-do list. Today is not that day.

1:30 – Ugh, I hate waking up after noon. Makes me feel like the day is gone and I should go back to sleep. Nite!

3:30 – Leftover cold pasta is as good as leftover cold pizza. Change my mind.

4:30 – Am I the only one that takes the butter outside the fridge early in the morning so it's soft and spreadable by dinner?

4:31 – Also, if you ever see me eating a cube of softened butter like I'm doing right now, please stop me.

5:30 – I'm proud to announce I'm no longer a N00b at COD. I'm no longer being sniped while I'm parachuting to the arena. I just fall to the ground without opening my chute at all.

6:30 –In ad-related news, I just finished my generic "Tough times, together" script for any brand that wants to buy it. My inspiration were all the TikTok dropshippers that are making millions of dollars and sharing their secrets on a YouTube channel you have to subscribe to. Thank you, we're in this together too.