C-rona chronicles: day 35

10:00 – I'm proud to inform I just started a Homemade Tamales delivery service. Place your orders before 11 and get them delivered before noon.

10:02 – Due to unforseeable circumstances we are suspending our Tamales business. "Someone" couldn't stop eating them and now we have none to sell. #HelloFatMe

5:35 – I'm happy to report that even though I haven't done anything productive today, I've managed to circle around the three couch zones repeatedly. No butt prints were harmed in the making of this lazy day.

7:30 – I just recorded an Instagram live where I apologized to my non-existent followers for the lack of events in my life today. I just needed a lazy day on my couch to recover from all this couch-working days.