C-rona chronicles: day 36

8:01 – My recently discovered silver fox vibe has granted me access to the senior hours at the grocery store. I shall not waste this opportunity, so I'm definitely calling the manager and making a scene if they don't accept my expired coupons.

9:01 – Just survived the bloodiest battle royale for the last loaf of bread at the store. I had PTSD flashbacks from when I tried to buy a TV at Walmart on a Black Friday in Texas.

1:30 – You know what I love about sweet potatoes? The fact that they make me think I'm eating healthy despite the yams being slathered in a pound of butter and maple syrup.

3:30 – These past few meetings have felt like I'm Indiana Jones escaping from the giant rock boulder and running to reach an exit that's almost closed down. I even started playing the theme song when I'm dialing in 2 seconds late to add some drama to the situation.

4:30 – On the bright side, I finally found a bag of Doritos Nacho Cheese. On the bad side, I ate it all as soon as I opened it.

7:30 – I honestly think the backbone of America are the food leftovers one can reheat whenever they don't want to cook.

Example a)

• My dinner tonight.

7:32 I also think the other backbone of America are frozen pizzas, White Castle burgers and Pop Tarts.

Example b)

• My second dinner tonight.