C-rona chronicles: day 37

9:30 – Going out for a run wearing nothing but a facemask has been the most liberating thing I've done this month so far. At the end of this quarantine, my whole neighborhood is gonna know me better than my mother.

12:00 – If this meeting goes on for 5 minutes, I'm filming my first Tik Tok video.

12:05 – I filmed my first Tik Tok video. But instead of being on Tik Tok it was on Zoom. And the audience was my clients. On the bright side, the meeting just ended!

2:30 – Ran out of meat to cook for lunch. I guess I'll have to eat that Tofu I've been saving for a rainy day. (Celebrates sarcastically) Yaay!

2:45 – Apparently Tofu tastes great if you slather it in a pound of butter and a quart of BBQ sauce. Who knew it was so easy to make this thing flavorful.

3:55 – Don't you love that moment when you're, for the first time ever, ready for a meeting, and then it suddenly gets cancelled and all your work was for nothing? No? Just me?

4:30 – Imagine how bored from being at home I was that the highlight of my day was getting briefed on a new project at 4:30 in the afternoon.

9:30 – Raiding my neighbor's fridge to see if he has something more interesting to eat than my good old chicken sausage stir-fry.

9:31 – I really hope he doesn't notice the freshly cooked turkey I just took. If everything fails, I'm blaming the cat.