C-rona chronicles: day 7

11:00 – I've decided to become a Social Distancing Fit-Fluencer.

11:13 – After considerable research, I've developed a workout plan everyone can follow and share on social media. Please tag me if you do it (@elsainx).

• Step 1: Get off your bed.   

• Step 2: Sit on the couch. 

• Step 3: Grab the remote and watch your favorite show. 

• Step 4: Get off the couch. 

• Step 5: Lay on your bed. 

• Step 6: Repeat for as many reps as possible.

2:00 – Choosing which sweatpants I'm going to wear today has been the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my life.

2:30 – From now on, every time someone coughs outside my window, I'm grabbing my disinfecting spray and defending my household. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

3:00 – I went out to get snacks and other groceries. I wonder if the cashiers at the CTown secretly judge me for wearing the same outfit 2 weeks in a row.