C-rona chronicles: day 14

9:58 – I woke up with all the motivation of going for a long run. The rainy weather and my comfy couch convinced me otherwise.

10:32 – I just made the best waffle batter recipe ever. It has the right amount of savory, spicy and umami flavors that perfectly compliment the sweetness of pure maple syrup.

10:33 – And I just remembered I don't have a waffle maker. I guess we're having pancakes... again...

12:30 – If I were to update my Tinder profile for the COVID-19 life, I'd use the best pictures I've taken since the quarantine started. We have the "I'm taking a nap at my bed" selfie, the "I'm taking a nap at my couch" selfie, the "I'm taking a nap but pretending not to notice" selfie, the "stylish sweatpants" selfie and the "Look! I have friends and I talk to them on Houseparty" selfie.

1:30 – Made a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

1:32 – Ate a whole batch of chocolate chip cookies. Why I have no self-control?

5:00 – I'm being fancy tonight. Cooking some Spicy Southwestern-Style Turkey Burgers with a side of homemade fries and Kombucha for a drink because... Brooklyn.

5:01 – Replaced the turkey with ground beef. Best decision I've ever made in my life.

5:03 – I shouldn't eat another burger. I'll save it for tomorrow.

5:15 – UPDATE 1: I ate 2 1/2 burgers. I'm so full I can't eat anything else.

5:17 – UPDATE 2: I ate the remaining 1/2 of the burger. I'm so full I can't eat anything else.

5:19 – Ohhh, there are still cookies. I guess eating a couple more won't hurt.

6:02 – Seriously regretting not going for a run in the morning. Tomorrow I'm starting the Corona diet and getting my Ad Bod back!

6:03 – Wait, if I'm starting the diet tomorrow, I should have some ice cream now, right? Like a farewell party?

6:15 – After a couple of brain freezes, my lack of self control strikes again. I'm down two pints of ice cream.