C-rona chronicles: day 15

6:40 – First time in two weeks I woke up early. I should be extremely productive today.

8:15 – Still in bed, but at least I cleaned my computer's desktop and emptied the trashcan. #Winning

10:15 – First meeting done. I'm feeling so productive that I'll do some adulting in between work. First stop: Laundry.

12:01 – I'll do the laundry after breakfast. I don't want to miss anything important at work and I still have enough clean boxers for a week or so.

3:30 – Started teaching my neighbor's dog some hand signs. My goal is training him to fetch me beers and eventually groceries so I can stay home forever.

4:41 – Quick break from work to have a late lunch. Today's Michelin unstarred menu is... Lazy Pasta!

Lazy Pasta Recipe

• 1 bowl of cooked pasta (any pasta is fine)

• 1 cup of store bought tomato sauce.

• 1 cup of cooked ground beef

• Salt and pepper to taste

Preparation Put pasta in the bowl. Add the cup of tomato sauce. Heat in the microwave for 2-3 min. Top with ground beef. Season to taste. Eat.

5:01 – I'm so glad I don't have ice cream in my fridge. It'll make it so much easier getting through day 1 of the Corona Diet.

5:02 – I just ate 4 Snickers in a row. Corona Diet starts tomorrow.

6:30 – Today's project is starting an Instagram account where I post my doodles, paintings and other art pieces I've created during this quarantine.

6:31 – I just ate the last Snickers bar... but at least I uploaded a nicely composed photograph of the wrapper. #WinningAgain

7:01 – Getting ready for my first Corona Date. I'm taking myself to the movies at my couch. Should I wear real pants?

7:02 – My Corona Date bailed on me. I wore my nice sweatpants for nothing. #NotWinning