C-rona chronicles: day 16

9:20 – Day 3,457 of the COVID-19 quarantine. I went out for a walk and get a cup of coffee.

9:21 – 2 seconds after the first sip, I remembered I don't ever drink coffee. I guess the lack of human contact is finally starting to affect me.

10:00 – A cold morning walk really does wonders for your mood. I'm dialing into our daily status meeting with a smile on my face. I guess walking down the hood wearing nothing but just boxers is all I need to be happy.

12:57 – Man, I really love potatoes. That's all.

2:17 – I just saw Knives Out. SPOILER ALERT: Someone dies at the beginning.

3:50 – Today's business venture is making post-apocalyptic t-shirts for all the future Corona Babies.

5:23 – I just realized that today's diet was based solely on potatoes. Baked potato, potato chips, leftover fries, potato bread. I've never been prouder of myself. #LongLiveCarbs

6:30 – In a parallel universe, alternate me would be finishing his third novel by now. In this universe, I'm gonna play God of War until midnight.