C-rona chronicles: day 19

10:45 – I've become fully immune to the sound of waking up alarms. This revelation is both fully empowering and terribly frightening if we are ever allowed to leave home.

11:00 – Day something of doing Insanity workouts: I started the video and paused after 30 seconds. Go me!

11:37 – Caught a glimpse of my jeans while getting dressed up. I wonder if I'll ever wear them again, and most importantly, if they'll ever fit me again. #CovidBod

11:47 – I know you don't care, but for today's leisurely walk I did wear pants. That's all.

12:34 – I just made my bed for the first time in 3 weeks. I feel like a responsible adult now. Next stop: cooking a decent meal.

12:35 – By decent meal I meant another bowl of Lazy Pasta. I'm still not tired of it and it's so easy to make. I've either invented the perfect dish or my food taste has gone back to my college years where instant ramen was everything I needed in life.

2:55 – With the new recommendation of wearing masks, I've decided to build my own. Experts recommended using cotton but I'm a fancy, sexy lass, so I'm making mine out of lace.

3:05 – My new lacy facemask is catching on everyone's attention. I guess I'm not the only one who likes to feel sexy while protecting themselves from viruses.

3:30 – Against my better judgement, I started a fashion company specialized in matching underwear and facemasks sets.

3:40 – Need to find an influencer to wear my products. Need to actually make a product they can wear. #LifeIsHard

5:30 – If you think you were already used to WFH, wait for the new trend, WWFH. Below you'll find some FAQ about WWFH.

FAQ:

• What's WWFH?
  Working Weekend From Home

• Is it real?
  Yes, I'm starting a WWFH tomorrow.

• Should I be concerned?
  Yes, you're next.