C-rona chronicles: day 21
10:00 – Went out for my Sunday run. Usually, my running motivation is a greasy bacon, egg and cheese bagel. Today, it was staying the fuck away from my apartment and people wearing masks.
11:00 – I'm one week in isolation away from having bottomless brunch every day and not just every other Sunday.
12:03 – There's nothing better than a clean apartment. If only I had the motivation to actually clean and not just move stuff from one place to another.
1:30 – Finished watching Tiger King. I have two things to say about it:
People are crazy
My decision to have a quarantine mullet has been the best decision I've made so far
4:30 – Started playing a game of Cards Against Humanity with myself. At first, I thought playing alone was going to be impossible or extremely boring, but it turns out that I'm a horrible human being no matter how many people are playing.
6:30 – Ok, round two of my staring contest against my neighbor's cat just started. I don't like my odds on this one. The cat is giving me a stink eye for the can of tuna I just opened and I'm afraid my dinner is now in grave peril.
8:30 – UPDATE: I won the staring contest. The cat stole my dinner. I convinced myself into thinking this was one of those WIN-WIN situations.
9:30 – Thanks to the boredom of being isolated, I've reached a new state of illumination. I'm now able to speak every language on Earth. Whether that's true or not is something that I won't be able to prove until this quarantine is over.
