C-rona chronicles: day 24

10:20 – I've decided to spice things up and wore my suit today. You know, just for shits and giggles. Gotta say, washing the dishes in this attire is making me feel like a married James Bond.

10:21 – I honestly don't understand why some people like wearing suits every day. Just the tie alone is reason enough for someone to go mad.

10:35 – My neighbors saw me struggling to untie this tie. I think they've finally lost the last bit of respect they had for me.

11:30 – It's official, I jumped on the Reality TV bandwagon (Thanks Regina ¬¬) and saw The Bachelor. SPOILER ALERT: There's a generic white guy with a generic white guy name trying to swipe right on several generic white girls.

11:45 – Honest question: How many episodes I need to watch to start craving Rosé?

2:00 – I had an existential crisis when I realized I didn't have any cooked pasta left. Waiting 10 minutes to prepare another batch is sooo COVID Day 1 and we're already a year after that.

3:30 – Never again I'm wearing a suit at home. It's impossible to chill on the couch without getting some delicate parts of your body constricted. #SweatpantsForever

4:00 – I've never been so happy to see the FedEx guy coming to my building. I don't know if it's because of the lack of human contact or because he was delivering the box of tequila I ordered yesterday. Something to think about.

5:50 – I'm halfway into a Schitt$ Creek episode and I just went through my third Family-Sized pack of Oreos. Either I'm eating way too many Oreos or these "Family Size" packs are a lie. I'm gonna go for the latter. #AdBod