C-rona chronicles: day 25

10:00 – It's rare for me to wake up in a good mood. I'm happy to report that today, I woke up as cranky as ever. It's so refreshing to see this quarantine is still not affecting my mornings.

12:00-ish – I completely forgot about breakfast today. I didn't realize I was that hungry until someone in my conference call poured a bowl of cereal in the background. The only solution to my dilemma was to eat a whole box of Lucky Charms.

12:30-ish – Ok, eating a whole box of Lucky Charms might not have my most brillant idea. I have the sugar rush of a 3-year old kid that just discovered where their parents keep the sugar and cookies. #FML

1:30 – I've become so invested in The Bachelor that I can't wait to see the finale.

1:31 – Ok, I'm over this Bachelor craze. Moving on to more intellectually stimulating shows like The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

2:30 – For those not asking, I have these shows in the background while I work. Instead of listening to music, I have Jersey women screaming obsenities out loud. They negate my neighbor's own crazy screams. It's like obscene white noise.

2:31 – At least the weather is giving us the middle finger and forcing us to stay inside. #StayInside

4:56 – I woke up from a quick nap to a beautiful afternoon. How many days did I sleep? What happened with the shitty rainy weather? Now I feel like I've wasted 10 minutes of my life sleeping instead of watching people enjoy being exposed to Covid-19 from my window.

5:01 – At least my frozen yogurt experiment turned out to be quite tasty. Not quite sure why but I'm suspecting that emptying a full can of whipped cream over it helped a lot.

5:03 – In other news, I just got a new pair of running shoes I can't comfortably showcase to other runners because I'm scared they carry the plague. #AdBod