C-rona chronicles: day 27

10:30 – I'm just gonna declare myself the undefeated Rummy champion. I know I'm just playing against myself, but I haven't lost a single game. #Winning

11:30 – Riding the Fitfluencer wave. Gonna stream on Instagram the workout I created. I dare any Crossfit bro to beat me my times.

Saturday Workout:

• 15 min nap

• 2 back-to-back episodes of your favorite show

• 3 bags of Doritos Cool Ranch or similar

• 1 Pickle

• 1 Slice of pizza

• 1 Sour beer

• Repeat for 5 rounds or until your joints hurt from being so useless

2:30 – Ordered a full Sicilian pizza. Best decision I've made so far today.

2:31 – Dropped 3 slices of my Sicilian pizza on the floor. #FML

3:41 – Power walk around the neighborhood. Felt cheeky wearing my face bra for a while.

6:30 – Ordered wet burritos just because I want to help my local restaurants.

6:31 – Dropped one burrito on the floor. What's wrong with me?

6:32 – Dropped a second burrito on the floor. This is getting ridiculous.

6:33 – Dropped the third and last burrito on the floor. Can I just ignore the 5-second rule and eat them anyway?

6:34 – Spilled my beer and dropped the burritos I just saved. I guess I'm eating from the floor tonight. Not risking losing any more precious food.

7:30 – Decided to watch Final Destination. SPOILER ALERT: A bunch of people die.

7:31 – Remember when an airplane malfunction was the scariest thing about flying? Now is sitting next to someone coughing and getting quarantined for 14 days or more. Boy I miss the good old days.

9:31 – Final Destination 2 started playing. I was gonna turn the TV off and go to bed at a decent hour, but Mama raised no quitter. I'm gonna finish this movie marathon no matter what.