C-rona chronicles: day 28

11:30 – I went out for a long run in this beautiful weather. My mid-run snack was a shot of tequila someone left unattended at the park. I'm loving these Corona runs more and more.

1:01 – Started an Easter egg hunt. But instead of eggs I hunt beers. And instead of actually hunting beers, I just grab them from the fridge. Such a fun game. #HappyEaster

2:30 – I thoroughly cleaned my house today. I'm confident to say it's 56% COVID-Free.

3:30 – Feeling fancy enough to cook some fish. Gonna go full beach vibe and make some Snapper in Garlic Sauce.

3:35 – While I was waiting at the fish market, there were two very obnoxious women not respecting the social distancing guidelines. Had no other choice but to spray them with my gin-flavored hand sanitizer. They should thank me for teaching them what 6 ft apart really means and for making them smell like they were having cocktails at a speakeasy.

4:30 – I should start selling my chocolate chip cookies. If only I could restrain myself from eating them as soon they're out from the oven I'd make a killing.

6:37 – Watched Parasite again. SPOILER ALERT: It's in Korean. It made me crave plum extract and peaches.

7:31 – I dropped the last slice of pizza to the floor. I feel like this food-dropping curse is gonna keep hauting me forever. #FML