C-rona chronicles: day 52-54

10:00 on Tuesday – Became a meditation guru on Instagram. My IG Live had only one viewer (my mom), but I discovered that even my annoying voice sounds deliciously calming when I speak slowly and very close to the mic.

11:00 one day – According to my math, the amount of banana breads baked in this building during the past 50-something days could easily solve the world's food crisis.

1:30 – This quarantine got me excited for the possibility of a zombie apocalypse and having to fight for my life against some brain-eaters. I guess I'll have to settle for having to battle Giant Murder Hornets. #ItsNotEvenJune

2:30 one day – I don't even know what real-world clothes are anymore. I did some grocery shopping wearing a rainbow-colored mesh two-piece pajama set and nobody batted an eye.

3:30 – I've coined more dad jokes in the past two days than in my whole life combined. Maybe it's time to take the next step in life and start wearing pleated khakis with an ill-fiting polo tucked in.

5:40 every day – I've managed to perfectly sync the map loading time in Call of Duty Modern Warfare with the EOD status call with my team. I've never been so proud of my skills as I am today.

5:41:30 every day – If only I wasn't terrible at this game and wouldn't die as soon as I spawn on the map.

6:30 – Finished editing my quarantine movie. I don't care if it's just 2 hours of me forgetting to turn of the video recording on my phone after a Zoom call, I'm submitting this piece of art to the Oscars.