C-rona chronicles: day 9

9:00 – I woke up with the best intention to go out for a run.

9:05 – My 5K run turned out to be a 5-minute run. Solid workout.

9:07 – I've replaced my pepper spray with a can of Lysol. Now every stranger or friend that comes closer than 4ft gets immediately disinfected.

9:30 – Started teaching an online self-disinfect class. My goal is to teach people how to spray before they even feel someone is getting closer.

12:00 – Some people call it Intermittent Fasting. I call it "I was too lazy to cook breakfast until noon."

2:00 – I've started a new side hustle. In these times of anxiety and stress, I'm offering discounted Contactless Massages. For just $20, you can book a 15-minute session where you lay down and I give you a pretend massage 6ft apart.

2:45 – My contactless massage business is blooming. I just had two clients... Ok, it was just me, but I paid for two sessions.

3:55 – Today's diet includes a double portion of mac & cheese with a side of mashed potatoes. Gotta replenish all that energy lost sittin on the couch for 16 hours straight.

5:07 – Benefits of living on a ground floor apartment: You can open your window and pretend you're outside, walking on the street.